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"Two Loves, One Heart" Vulgar Graphic Tee – Biker Humor

"Two Loves, One Heart" Vulgar Graphic Tee – Biker Humor

"Two Loves, One Heart" Vulgar Graphic Tee – Men’s Biker Humor

When it comes to priorities, there’s no contest—your bike wins every time. The “Two Loves, One Heart” graphic tee leans into the playful, edgy humor that only bikers understand. Designed for the men who live and breathe the road, this tee celebrates the eternal (and sometimes hilarious) conflict between a man’s love for his machine and everything else.

With a dash of vulgar charm, badass vibes, and just enough “FAFO” energy to keep it bold, this design is perfect for the unapologetic biker who doesn’t take life too seriously—unless it’s about riding.

Key Features:

  • Badass Biker Humor: Designed for the road warriors who proudly embrace their bike as their one true love.
  • Premium Comfort: Made from high-quality US cotton for a soft feel and all-day comfort, whether you’re on a long haul or parked at the bar.
  • Color Options: Black, white, sport grey, safety orange—something for every mood and ride.
  • Sizes for Every Rider: Available in plus sizes up to 5X, because bold style knows no size limit.

Perfect For:

  • Men Who Live to Ride: A statement piece for those who put their bike first and wear their humor with pride.
  • Gifts for Biker Guys: Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because—give him a shirt that says what he’s already thinking.
  • Vulgar Humor Enthusiasts: If dark, edgy humor is your thing, this tee brings it with a playful wink.

This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a declaration of priorities and a middle finger to conformity. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow biker or claiming it for your own collection, the "Two Loves, One Heart" tee is here to keep things light, loud, and unapologetically hilarious. Grab yours now and wear your love for the road with pride!

Made with Global Threads. Designed and Crafted by American Grit; Shipped from USA.

Made in USA: Transparency and Pride in Quality

At Infidel Collective, we value honesty as much as the quality of our apparel. While our designs are created here by yours truly, in the USA, we believe in full transparency about the origins of the blank garment of these t-shirt designs.

Here’s how it all comes together:

  1. 100% US-Grown Cotton
  2. Global Manufacturing "Blank" Garments
  3. Designs Created by Your Favorite Infidel
  4. Designs Applied Here in the USA
  5. Products are Shipped From Us to You - All Here in the USA

We’re proud to combine globally responsible practices with USA grown cotton, and Red, White & Blue-Collar designs, to bring you products that are as bold and authentic as the Infidel Collective tribe.

While the printed inner neck tag will say "Made in Nicaragua," rest assured our process honors the roots of American quality and ingenuity.

This approach lets us deliver premium apparel while staying true to our values and keeping prices accessible for our Infidel family, leveraging as much home turf grit as we can muster!

Sizing Chart

Sizing details for this Gildan 5000 Cotton Unisex Tee's

Size Chart Gildan 5000

Care Instructions

Because You’re Not a Rookie:

  • Machine Wash: Warm water, not hot—this shirt’s here to make a statement, not survive a sauna.
  • Bleach: Non-chlorine only, because this isn’t your grandma’s laundry.
  • Tumble Dry: Medium heat. No need to roast it like a Thanksgiving turkey.
  • No Ironing: Wrinkles add character—just like you.
  • No Dry Cleaning: If your cleaner sees this, they’ll judge you harder than your ex.

Keep it simple, keep it badass, and your shirt will stick with you through every ride, every haul, and every adventure.

Production and Shipping: Crafted Just for You—The American Way

We make each product on demand, ensuring high-quality craftsmanship instead of mass production. That means your order goes into production as soon as you buy, with an average turnaround of 2-5 days before shipping out.

Standard delivery typically takes 2-4 days, so you’ll have your gear in hand within about a week.

This process reduces waste, supports American-made quality, and keeps small businesses alive—all things worth waiting a few extra days for. Thanks for standing with us.

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🔥 NSFW – Not Suitable for the Weak 🔥

This collection isn’t for the easily offended—it’s for those who live life unfiltered, unchained, and unapologetically vulgar. If you believe in saying what you think, wearing what you want, and letting the weaklings clutch their pearls, you’re in the right place.

Built for those who give zero fcks and take even less sht, these tees are perfect for bikers, truckers, mechanics, and anyone who lives by the FAFO mentality. Whether you’re dropping F-bombs in the garage, tossing back cold ones at the bar, or just making sure everyone around you knows exactly where you stand, this collection is designed to turn heads—and start fights.

Why the Bold Wear NSFW

Offensive? Good. – If it makes snowflakes cry, you’re probably doing something right.
FAFO Approved – No apologies. No filters. Just raw attitude on full display.
Soft, Durable & Built for Shenanigans – Perfect for bar nights, rallies, poker runs, and pissing off your in-laws.
Big, Bad, and in Every Size – Available in S-5X, because being offensive should never be size-restricted.

From dark humor to straight-up vulgarity, NSFW is the collection for those who don’t just push the limits—they f*cking demolish them.

🚨 Wear at your own risk—your HR department has been warned. 🚨

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"OUR COMMITMENT TO UNMATCHED QUALITY". WE STAND BEHIND EVERY PRODUCT WE SELL WITH OUR ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE. IF YOUR GEAR EVER STOPS WORKING AS INTENDED—WHETHER IT'S WEAR, TEAR, OR DEFECT—WE’LL SWAP IT FOR STORE CREDIT, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. THIS ISN’T JUST A PROMISE; IT’S A REFLECTION OF THE PRIDE WE TAKE IN THE QUALITY OF OUR APPAREL AND THE LOYALTY OF OUR CUSTOMERS. RIDE WITH CONFIDENCE, KNOWING YOUR PURCHASE IS BACKED BY A GUARANTEE AS RUGGED AS THE LIFESTYLE YOU LEAD.