• A fun and stylish stainless steel flask wrapped in a black leatherette cover, featuring the “I Tell Dad Jokes—Periodically” design with a periodic table theme. Perfect for dads who love a good pun.
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Made In America

These flasks are made in the USA. Specifically, in Indiana.

It's worth noting that these are Amish-made. We take pride in supporting local craftsmanship and ensuring high-quality production, MADE IN THE USA, for our customers.

Crafted by Amish Artisans | Built to Last

Every flask, tumbler, koozie, and bottle opener in this collection is handcrafted by skilled Amish artisans in Indiana, ensuring top-tier craftsmanship and durability. Made with premium stainless steel and wrapped in high-quality leatherette, these are designed to stand the test of time—just like the memories they’ll be a part of.

Production Timelines

Each item is made-to-order, which for some products includes your custom text, ensuring a unique piece that’s worth the wait.

Please allow 2–3 weeks for crafting, and then shipping times after that, as bold design takes time.

Domestic Shipping Only

We manufacture and ship these from the mid-west USA may ship via UPS, FedEx, or USPS, depending on service availability, and logistical efficiency.

Care Instructions

No special treatment required—these are built to last! Just wipe with a damp cloth if needed to keep them looking sharp.

For the Dad Who’s Got Jokes (And a Flask to Match)

For the Dad Who’s Got Jokes (And a Flask to Match)

For the Dad Who’s Got Jokes (And a Flask to Match)

Dad jokes and whiskey—both get better with time. This leather-wrapped stainless steel flask is built for the guy who delivers groan-worthy punchlines on demand and enjoys a well-earned drink after a long day of embarrassing his kids.

  • Crafted by Amish artisans – Handmade in Indiana for durability and timeless quality
  • Leatherette Wrap – Looks and feels like real leather, minus the upkeep
  • Rust-Resistant Stainless Steel – Keeps your drink smooth and your jokes smoother
  • Water-Resistant & Easy to Clean – Because spills happen, especially mid-punchline
  • The Ultimate Dad Gift – Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because Dad deserves a drink

Whether he's sipping between dad duties or toasting to his latest terrible pun, this flask is a must-have for dads who don’t take life too seriously—but do take their drinks neat. Grab one for the dad in your life (or for yourself, if you’ve embraced the dad joke lifestyle).

Overall Size 3.75 in(L) x 4.25 in(H) x 1 in(W)

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Handcrafted Quality | Amish-Made Durability | Built for Legends

When it comes to raising a glass, cracking a cold one, or keeping your drink ice-cold on the road, you deserve better than flimsy, mass-produced junk.

That’s why every flask, tumbler, koozie, and bottle opener in this collection is handcrafted by skilled Amish artisans in Indiana—because real craftsmanship never goes out of style.

  • Made in the USA – No overseas factories, just pure American grit
  • Premium Stainless Steel – Rust-resistant, durable, and built for everyday abuse
  • Leatherette Wraps – Tough, stylish, and comfortable in-hand
  • Laser-Engraved Designs – Crisp, permanent artwork that won’t fade, flake, or rub off
  • The Perfect Gift for the Dad Who
  • Has Everything – Personalization available on select designs

Whether you’re sipping whiskey, hauling freight, or throwing back a beer after a long day, these drinkware and accessories are made for those who appreciate hard work, good times, and high-quality gear that doesn’t quit.

If you’re still drinking from some weak, store-bought cup, it’s time to upgrade. Pick up one of these badass flasks, tumblers, or koozies today, and raise a drink like you mean it.

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