• A stainless steel, vacuum-insulated pilsner tumbler wrapped in black leatherette, engraved with the “I Tell Dad Jokes—Periodically” design, ideal for beer-loving dads with a great sense of humor.
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Made In America

These flasks are made in the USA. Specifically, in Indiana.

It's worth noting that these are Amish-made. We take pride in supporting local craftsmanship and ensuring high-quality production, MADE IN THE USA, for our customers.

Crafted by Amish Artisans | Built to Last

Every flask, tumbler, koozie, and bottle opener in this collection is handcrafted by skilled Amish artisans in Indiana, ensuring top-tier craftsmanship and durability. Made with premium stainless steel and wrapped in high-quality leatherette, these are designed to stand the test of time—just like the memories they’ll be a part of.

Production Timelines

Each item is made-to-order, which for some products includes your custom text, ensuring a unique piece that’s worth the wait.

Please allow 2–3 weeks for crafting, and then shipping times after that, as bold design takes time.

Domestic Shipping Only

We manufacture and ship these from the mid-west USA may ship via UPS, FedEx, or USPS, depending on service availability, and logistical efficiency.

Care Instructions

No special treatment required—these are built to last! Just wipe with a damp cloth if needed to keep them looking sharp.

14oz Stainless Steel Pilsner Tumbler – Powered by Dad Jokes and Cold Beer

14oz Stainless Steel Pilsner Tumbler – Powered by Dad Jokes and Cold Beer

14oz Stainless Steel Pilsner Tumbler – Powered by Dad Jokes and Cold Beer

What’s stronger than your will to embarrass your kids with dad jokes? This stainless steel pilsner tumbler. Built to keep your brew cold, your coffee hot, and your punchlines even hotter, it’s the ultimate drinking companion for dads who take their humor (but not much else) seriously.

🤣 Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks at the perfect temp, just like your perfectly timed puns
🤣 Premium Stainless Steel – Rust-resistant, dad-proof, and built to last longer than your kid’s attention span
🤣 Tapered Design – Fits standard cup holders, so you don’t spill your drink while making bad decisions
🤣 Sweat-Free Finish – Because your jokes may be corny, but your hands shouldn’t be slippery
🤣 Laser-Etched Design – Permanently engraved, just like the emotional scars from dad humor

Whether you're sipping a well-earned beer or fueling up on coffee to keep the jokes rolling, this tumbler is the perfect wingman for dads who know the real power of a groan-worthy pun. Grab one before your kids put you in a home.

Overall Size 3 in(L) x 7.75 in(H)

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Handcrafted Quality | Amish-Made Durability | Built for Legends

When it comes to raising a glass, cracking a cold one, or keeping your drink ice-cold on the road, you deserve better than flimsy, mass-produced junk.

That’s why every flask, tumbler, koozie, and bottle opener in this collection is handcrafted by skilled Amish artisans in Indiana—because real craftsmanship never goes out of style.

  • Made in the USA – No overseas factories, just pure American grit
  • Premium Stainless Steel – Rust-resistant, durable, and built for everyday abuse
  • Leatherette Wraps – Tough, stylish, and comfortable in-hand
  • Laser-Engraved Designs – Crisp, permanent artwork that won’t fade, flake, or rub off
  • The Perfect Gift for the Dad Who
  • Has Everything – Personalization available on select designs

Whether you’re sipping whiskey, hauling freight, or throwing back a beer after a long day, these drinkware and accessories are made for those who appreciate hard work, good times, and high-quality gear that doesn’t quit.

If you’re still drinking from some weak, store-bought cup, it’s time to upgrade. Pick up one of these badass flasks, tumblers, or koozies today, and raise a drink like you mean it.

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